coffee dork

A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.

(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."

by JimBean25 May 11, 2017

Savage Dorito

One of the spiciest Doritos around, it is a savage and it doesn't care about anyone are anything but itself. It intends to pull stunts like a daredevil. It also has a great sense of humor.

Chase: Man Ava you're a Savage Dorito

by YouFoundIsaac July 3, 2017

chork dorkle

Being loose,clumsy with your body.no grace.lacking in coordination

Look at that guy dance..what a chork dorkle

by Toadster27 July 29, 2017

pussy dork

a male over age 20 who is virgin solely because he is a binoculared pig type of geek/dorm

if you're a girl you're more likely, nowadays, to go for a pussy magnet rather than a pussy dork

by Sexydimma December 7, 2017

el dorro

A badass motherfucker than smells like spices and axe oil. Waxes Lauren's asshole while she began for mercy. But no mercy shall be had while El Dorro is on the case.

Lauren trembled in fear at El Dorro's presence. She knew her asshole was about to be waxes.

by RonnietheBear December 26, 2017

Lady Doritos

When your lady gets a little crusty, aka cool ranch crotch

Went down on my girlfriend but wish I hadn't. She had lady Doritos.

by EnglishSandwhich May 5, 2018

DarkDork DorkDark

The weirdest person you'll ever meet, dorky and sadistic asf.

They are nice.... although they will laugh when you are in pain.

"oh man did you see her?" "yeah she is a real darkdork dorkdark."

by DarkDork DorkDark March 6, 2018