Dick Toboggan

Uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1: do you think that guy is circumcised?

Girl 2: no way! He for sure has a dick toboggan.

by Sydmeist3r February 3, 2022

Mayo Dick

The Term Mayo Dick is that similar to the term Ketchup Dick as it relates to firefighters. A mayo dick on the other hand is typically a Burned out EMT, Paramedic or First Responder. A typical mayo dick is an individual who feels Fire Departments are pointless and waste taxpayer dollars to have shiny new trucks and fancy gear. Most mayo dicks feel EMS is the only public service that should be funded by municipalities. A mayo dick will typically be white and jiggly and have done the bare minimum when it comes to exercise. You can often times find a mayo dick sitting with their feet up in a lazy chair getting off to the shows Trauma, Live Fire or night watch.

I had the worst shift today. My MAYO DICK of a partner complained the entire day about Fire.

by Ilovecats99 April 7, 2022

Mormon dick

A penis that is only just large and/or functional enough for procreation and the man’s personal pleasure.

Thanks to Ammon’s Mormon dick, Elizabeth didn’t have to worry about experiencing those icky feelings of sexual enjoyment while trying for their 7th child.

by NotNestle April 14, 2022

Dasani Dick

When your dick gets stuck in a Dasani bottle and you start cumming in the bottle

Damn it Daniel you got Dasani Dick

by Big boi 735374756327 November 10, 2020

Fart Dick

the act of holding back a fart and the backpressure of the gases get pushed back in and you get an erection.

i was tryna hold a fart back while kissing my girl and i got Fart Dick

by TurtleKing69420 November 26, 2020

Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!

Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness

by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020

BIDENS DICK

Democrats ride his dick because Trump creates job which means they have to work instead of getting assistance because they are worthless

I'm ridin Bidens dick cause I don't wanna work and he a pedophile oh and illiterate.

by PlayYourCards December 19, 2020