ass uncle

Its an uncle that likes to pound the asshole of fellow men.

Dude, your uncle is a fuckin' ass uncle, he cant get away from the ass!!

by ken-dawg November 23, 2004

ass biscuit

same as dingleberries- when pieces of rectal waste become attached to anal hairs

oh no vivien has got a bit odf an ass biscuit

by jesus h christ April 2, 2003

scary ass

A descriptive phrase describing something so frightening it sends chills not only down your spine, but up your ass too.

There were some scary ass clowns in the circus just now...they scared the crap out of several children...literally.

Get that scary ass dog of yours away from me! It looks like it is gonna bite anytime and give me diseases!

by Vladolski July 31, 2010

Gap That Ass

To have anal sex with a woman with such vigor, in turn permanently spreading her buttocks. Hence, the "gap."

Cindy, you won't be walking straight tomorrow when I gap that ass.

by payrayz February 17, 2010

stomach ass

A fat guy who's stomach hangs out of his shirt and it looks like two butt cheeks.

Hey look at that fat guy's stomach ass.

by jordanam93 December 4, 2009

Ass Clown

Smart ass person who thiks their funny

what an ass clown

by KazJermz December 23, 2009

ass frisbee

To penetrate a frisbee into one's anus. Then to shoot it out with intent for it to enter into your recieving partner's anus.

We engaged in a very rigorous match of Ass Frisbee.

by AssMan2001 July 11, 2006