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Insta Simp

A men named Oancea Onutu Gabriel Victor
aka gaby victor
Gaby: "damn you make awesome photos"
Girl: " yuck , you are an Insta Simp"
by adryblajj September 9, 2020
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A meaningless word used by incels who want to feel superior to guys who get female attention. One of the many forms of cope enacted by incels.
It's supposed to refer to men who try way too hard to get female attention, usually by blowing tons of money on gifts they don't want and putting down themselves and other men, but has of course been reduced to a war cry shouted by dipshits who can't stand seeing normal people having relationships with the opposite sex.
Jim: I bought my girlfriend a new watch for her birthday.
Rodger: Fucking simp, I bet she's cheating on you because women are whores.
Jim: And you wonder why you don't get any bitches?
by picka sadbadmadhead dookie :( November 15, 2023
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SO Into My Person
My friends all call me a simp but I’m just so into my person
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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One must sims for, draco Mafoy, Harry Potter, the queen and Dr phil
Dr Phil approached me and I became wet just like the simp I am.
by Voldemort the simp December 31, 2020
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One who buys gloves for someone else at Costco
Simp #1 bought gloves for non-simp #2
by Halslsk November 12, 2020
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S uper
I ntense
M inecraft
P player
Man...That guy is so good!!
Yeah, must be a SIMP.
by coolMinecrafter69 March 26, 2021
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the term simp was invented to serve incels with the most ingenious reality check and potentially diverted several terrorist attacks and saved human lives
He sends streamer girls flowers, donates to her all the time.

He bought her a house, he hasn't even had sex with her. - "What a simp"
by dezzadk November 12, 2022
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