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Simp

A man who puts pussy or any sort of female affection above everything else. A man who cannot go a week without a female on his phone.
“yo man, you tryna hang out?”
“nah i’ve found a new girl she’s the one bro i’m hanging out with her”

“simp”
by Fred Nero January 25, 2020
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Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"
Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
by Saynivia August 17, 2023
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Simp

Super intense minecraft player
Name for your friend who plays minecraft very much
by Marijanko December 1, 2021
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Simp

Jen saying that mike Chong is fine af
Jen: “ mike is so fine”

Me to Jen: “you’re literally the definition of simp!”
by user362892 May 21, 2022
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Ranboo Simp

A cancerous individual cell that attempts to infect every single human being.
"The Ranboo simp smells really bad"
by Signori January 12, 2022
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Simp

A partner who demonstrates a lot of affection and attention to their partner, i.e, exhibits 'simping behaviour'. A member of the Simp Nation will not only verbally affirm their affections, but also use actions such as travelling long distances or missing work, to show their partner they care. A Simp will often deny their simp status out of pride, however, a simp is easily identifiable based on how they treat their partner.
Josh is a simp because he drives 1.5 hours regularly to see his girlfriend.
by ebaker April 12, 2023
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SIMP

Sam Bankman-Fried. CEO of FTX
Quit spending money on her bro, you're acting like a SIMP.

Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.

Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.
by Squeaks’ Father January 26, 2023
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