simp

a man who does or says something for a woman solely because she is a woman that he has feelings for but when it is not reciprocated back to him equally by her

the simp purposefully altered his workday routine at his workplace to make sure to be around her at a certain time in hopes that he would find something relevant to talk about with her just so he could talk to her despite her never showing any initial signs of attraction towards him

the simp was extra kind towards her only because he found her attractive

the simp spent his evenings thinking about her despite never even having sex with her

by secretrandompseudonym November 16, 2024

PUSSY ASS SIMP

WHEN YOUR HOMIE BUYS HIS SAME OUTFIT TO HIS HOE

PUSSY ASS SIMP GIO JUST POSTED A STORY WEARING THE SAME SHIT AS HIS GIRL MANNNN

by oakleymaster November 23, 2024

Simp

Suckers idolizing mediocre pussy

“Damn she fine and she does these crazy things on (insert nsfw site here) let me send you a link”

*Friend looks at spicy content*

“My guy this stuff is basic there’s nothing crazy…you’re just being a simp”

by NilesBándido December 12, 2024

neander-simp

Beta Simp who practices belief perseverance in the face of Red pill knowledge, facts and evidence.

The neander-simp continues to believe that hypergamy is not real

by RP Johnson December 16, 2024

Simp

Someone who has no value, A worthless individual, A non-contributor, Someone who is undesirable, A fool. A loser.

He cannot be served, he doesn't have anything to offer. He is a simp.

by Darkcyde December 22, 2024

Simp

Squirrels in my pants.

Hey whats making you jump like that? SIMP SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

by StudioDeurbel June 17, 2025

Simp

nothing special just me

'hey simp'

by usernamecoolkid July 3, 2025