To jump from one motorboat to another without hesitation. (motorboating two or more pair of breasts)
by Hairy slaughter January 1, 2017
Get the James Bondingmug. James Shanahan was the kind of high schooler who thought he was destined for greatness but was really just another forgettable face in the crowded hallways. He carried himself with an inflated sense of self-importance, always talking about how he was going to be rich, powerful, and “run this town” one day. In reality, he was just another kid struggling through algebra and barely passing gym class.
James wasn’t particularly smart, but he liked to pretend he was. He’d talk loudly in class about things he half-understood, throwing around big words in an attempt to sound intellectual. Teachers saw through it. His classmates found it more amusing than impressive. And group projects? A nightmare. He’d insist on being the leader but contribute next to nothing, leaving others to clean up his mess.
Socially, he tried too hard. He wanted to be one of the popular kids, but his attempts at fitting in always felt forced. He laughed too loud at jokes that weren’t funny, tried to impress girls with exaggerated stories, and bragged about things no one cared about—like how his dad “knew a guy” who owned a Lambo.
But the real reason people talked about James? His biggest insecurity. The locker room whispers, the quiet snickers when he walked by—it all stemmed from one unfortunate incident in gym class. A poorly tied towel, a wrong turn in the showers, and suddenly, James’s shortcomings became the stuff of legend. It didn’t matter how much he postured after that; the damage was done.
James wasn’t particularly smart, but he liked to pretend he was. He’d talk loudly in class about things he half-understood, throwing around big words in an attempt to sound intellectual. Teachers saw through it. His classmates found it more amusing than impressive. And group projects? A nightmare. He’d insist on being the leader but contribute next to nothing, leaving others to clean up his mess.
Socially, he tried too hard. He wanted to be one of the popular kids, but his attempts at fitting in always felt forced. He laughed too loud at jokes that weren’t funny, tried to impress girls with exaggerated stories, and bragged about things no one cared about—like how his dad “knew a guy” who owned a Lambo.
But the real reason people talked about James? His biggest insecurity. The locker room whispers, the quiet snickers when he walked by—it all stemmed from one unfortunate incident in gym class. A poorly tied towel, a wrong turn in the showers, and suddenly, James’s shortcomings became the stuff of legend. It didn’t matter how much he postured after that; the damage was done.
by Himothyyyyyyyy March 17, 2025
Get the James Shanahanmug. by Itsmesexybeast October 21, 2021
Get the William James Barrettmug. A common name often shortened to "JC" usually belongs to a lazy ass white guy who is charming yet socially awkward.
by JacobParsons September 13, 2017
Get the James Calebmug. An amazing, sweet, funny, kind, pretty boy. Has beautiful eyes and long curly red hair. Loves his family and is loyal to all of his friends. Doesn't have a harmful bone in his body but is completely capable of crushing skulls with his strength and willpower. Will help you with anything you need.
Also great tounge game.
Also great tounge game.
Person 1: Have you met James Joseph?
Person 2: No but I've heard great things about him.
Person 1: He's the best person you'll ever meet.
Person 2: No but I've heard great things about him.
Person 1: He's the best person you'll ever meet.
by THAT_WEIRD_1 December 22, 2023
Get the James Josephmug. Oh yeah James has a massive cock
by Xx_Big_Cock_xX November 30, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. James, a creature from the reluctance family. He lives up to his name because whenever he works in a group he never does any work and instead loves to be an epic gamer!!! Though he may be reluctant, he always is happy to give out a free mobile hotspot and even half of his lunch if you ask, making him also the friendliest of the reluctance family to be around.
by yourcatisflat December 6, 2019
Get the Jamesmug.