Lamb of god

Birthed from the Spanish pi dimension and is worshipped all around the world.

Known as "sanchez" by worshippers.

I love the lamb of god!!!

by Chaoschamp May 15, 2018

The God Seal

Li saw gun, the god seal

uniliminal message

The god seal, u know it dont matter

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.

Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish

by Blonde god June 17, 2022

Good Morning God Bless

Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.

Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"

by AnthonyTheVast May 22, 2018

PEDOPHILE GOD

A PEDOPHILE who has CIRCUMSCRIPTION INSCRIPTION and knows where all the targets are which is ONE.

Only a PEDOPHILE GOD can tell where they can go BUT this PEDOPHILE GOD knows all the traps they set and is a BUMPTIOUS son of a bitch as that ARROGANT ASSH0LE never stops his BIPOLAR BROADCASTING

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 29, 2021

lore god

A profession that involves themself in doing text-acting and shall be referred to as a lore god.

"We are lore gods"

"all holy lore god"

"dick dog is a bitch"

"lore gods all love lore cat"

"lore gods are gay"

"im a lore god"

by Cabbage rat July 20, 2022

The Ancient Gods

The two who had created the entire universe. It is said they hid away, stored on a far away replica planet of Earth. Given the names Chelly and Arson, they're believed to be awaiting the fall of humanity. The final bosses. Codependent, if one is fallen the other will mourn the others disappearance until reunited.

"The Ancient Gods? Aren't those just myths?"

"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."

by Trash The Trashmouth June 19, 2021