God's resolution

1028x1024 a 5:4 super vga resolution popularized in the early days of 17" TFT panels.

Matt: Hey Jeff, what resolution are you running? Jeff: God's resolution

by Hohlraum October 3, 2023

Derp The Pumpkin God

A god of the earth kingdom

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"

by MrSquib October 3, 2023

my god

what you say when someone doesn't understand something after you've explained it multiple times

*explains very clearly*

wym

my god

by hirolito October 8, 2023

God

When A person who isn’t doing anything wrong is forced to start doing something wrong before it’s legalised anyway like smoke pot in Australia

Fuck that god guy with binoculars and a problem with people who have healthy colons just shit himself driving on the highway walked in my house while I was studying and started wiping his arse with my text books

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Vivaswag God

The alpha male, ripped to the bones w a whale dick.

Harsh tries too hard to be a vivaswag God, tell him to calm his tits.

by VivaswatJha November 22, 2021

lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.

Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.

by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021

God

The creator of this earth he hates sin but loves us all, he is pure in everything, all he wants is to have a relationship with us he is gentle, kind, sweet, caring, always thinks of others, he is always with us, always wants the best for us and always makes you feel safe, he is the man who sent his only son Jesus to come and die on the cross for our sins as Jesus said in his last words it is finished which means our sins have been washed away no matter how many times we sin we still have an opportunity to repent (turn away from our sins) and we shall be able to enter his kingdom (heaven)

Read the Bible and get to know who God is.
Suggestion:start in the new testament which starts from Matthew

God creator

by anonymous November 21, 2021