The Kristian Effect

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023

The Justin Hamill Effect

The effect where everything you own seems to break or become ruined.

A: Dang dude my air fryer is broken and it’s very dirty
B: That’s the Justin Hamill effect for you

by Dickinson13 July 2, 2023

The SoundCloud effect

When the sound is louder, the music is better, and you can skip the ads with airplane mode.

“Why is this music better?” Because of the SoundCloud effect.

by lilkitten11211 July 4, 2023

Göring effect

A visibly overweight person that also struggles with amphetamine abuse

Upon witnessing a tweaked out fat guy: "Oh man... that's the Göring effect in full force."

by hammenmew July 4, 2023

Clubhouse Effect

The phenomenon wherein a piece of technology, in particular, an application is extremely popular initially due to hype, but quickly loses popularity and never regains its peak glory.

Threads is probably another example of the Clubhouse Effect.

by Kumaren July 9, 2023

The Carson Effect

The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).

Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.

by Lectoex July 9, 2023

Elliot effect

a strange feeling of euphoria and happiness, when coming into contact with people given the name Elliot or any sort of variation of the spelling of name

mark-“i’m so happy today and don’t know why“
mathew-“did you talk to elliot at all”
mark-“yeh, maybe that’s why”
mathew-yeh it’s the Elliot effect

by jeetmaster July 12, 2023