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Texas Chili Cheese Steak 

The act of taking a frog up the ass while repeatedly jacking off to Disney channel, The best way is to elicit a croak from the frog up your rectum.
"Oh my god! another night of texas chili cheese steakin'"

Chuck e Cheese 

Chuck e Cheese is an arcade for little kids. That's what they want you to think while they drug your kids and gang bang them behind the register.
Mom: "I just dropped my kids off at Chuck e Cheese".
Moms friend: "Why? My daughter got her ass penetrated there".
Chuck e Cheese by Trump Stump December 15, 2016

Pussy with Cheese 

The love of eating a female's seamen infested vagina.
Hey bro what do you want to go eat?

Response: Pussy with Cheese

The Pork and cheese balloon

This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant
Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...

Niggers and cheese 

When two black men pour cheese into their underwear and proceed to run a half marathon.
“Hey that guy is running using the niggers and cheese method!”
Niggers and cheese by Brenden Kahal January 13, 2022

Cheese Beanie 

The Cheese Beanie is a toasted sandwich, much like a cheese toasty except the filling contains a fusion of cheese and baked beans.

The cheese beanie slogan is: Minimum effort, maximum taste... Mmmmm!

Optional complimentary sauces might include brown sauce, worcester sauce or piri-piri sauce but don't take our word for it, go experiment...!
Mate, you have just got to try a cheese beanie! It's what your stomach's been yearning for!
Cheese Beanie by TurPot June 23, 2010