Jack Brown 

Typically claims that a dick is in his ass; A Big Chungus enthusiast; Very short (about 5”2); LOVES Xtra Cheddar; Hipfired a C4 and missed terribly causing him to die

Emily: Did you hear about Jack Brown?
Iskra: No why?
Emily: Apparently he had another dick in his ass!
Iskra: Typical Jack!

Jack Brown by Gary O’Crowley August 10, 2020

Antonio Brown 

Another way of saying quit.

He just got up and Antonio Browned this place.

Tell the boss my new name’s Antonio Brown. Peace out!

Antonio Brown by RugbyDrinkinBro January 2, 2022

Parson Brown 

Taking a big dump in the forest!

Camper: Oh fuck, I need to drop a Parson Brown!

Other camper: Get the fuck out of here. Do that shit at the other site.

I need to take a Parson Brown!

Parson Brown by D Boy89 February 18, 2022

Vote for Brown 

Political expression meaning "Going off to take a dump in a bathroom stall" - usually at a restaurant or bar. So called for the action of closing the little door behind you to do your business - much like the process of voting.

Variations include "Voting for Korn", an explanation of which is not necessary here.

Guy #1 at Bar - "Hey, you leaving?"
Guy #2 - "Naw, just gonna go Vote for Brown. Hold my seat."

Vote for Brown by Al Peterson February 26, 2008

Encyclopedia Blackout Brown 

Piecing together previous night's events by studying the information + time stamps contained in texts, voicemails, photos and Facebook then interviewing witnesses as needed.

After waking up with no recollection of what transpired after 8 p.m. last night, I spent the morning playing Encyclopedia Blackout Brown.

Encyclopedia Blackout Brown by Semiuseful Magazine July 11, 2009

HIT EM IN THE BROWN

To hit someone in the vicinity of or on the anal region. To screw someone over. To converse on a sensitive subject, or causing physical harm to a particular area of sensitivity.

Person 1: I can't believe that i have to do that.

Person 2: Yeah, thats what i call hit em in the brown.

Person 1: Looks like lil pookie is going to jail.
Person 2: Yeah, they are going to hit em in the brown.

HIT EM IN THE BROWN by TB semper fi December 7, 2010

Merry Go Brown 

To gather a group of people (preferably friends) with horse masks, then duct tape all of them to a ceiling fan.(They must have their ass facing the ground) Whilst on the fan, they must proceed to defecate onto a female (or male) body.

Tim: Hey David, have you herd?
David: What? About Chris's Merry Go Brown party?
Tim: Yeah, I herd tonight it's Erica turn.
David: Finally! I got to go pick up my mask from the cleaners.

Merry Go Brown by FancyKrip September 6, 2013