VBS (Vertical Bitch Syndrome) is where your companion is a total bitch when they are standing and/or sitting upright.
When me and my girl are laying in the bed (horizontal) she is the sweetest thang ever, but as soon as we get out of the bed she turns into a royal bitch,.i.e Vertical Bitch Syndrome.
by KurtisMalone March 27, 2017
Get the Vertical Bitch Syndrome mug.A medical condition that plagues men between the ages of 15 and 30, usually recreational writers, artists, or musicians. A person suffering from IBS is characterized as someone who, when alone with a female, constantly says vague and noncommittal things or lapse into silence, waiting for her to respond with something poetic, in hopes that she will fulfill the role of their indie dream girl and like all the same bands as him.
Friend: Did you go out with Jake yesterday?
Girl: Yes
Friend: Well, how'd it go?
Girl: I don't know, we just sort of drove around. Every now and again he'd say something cryptic and like ... wait for me to respond. Total case of Indie Boy Syndrome
Girl: Yes
Friend: Well, how'd it go?
Girl: I don't know, we just sort of drove around. Every now and again he'd say something cryptic and like ... wait for me to respond. Total case of Indie Boy Syndrome
by Verevolwes April 24, 2014
Get the Indie Boy Syndrome mug.Also known as SVS or RV (Rebecca Vagina), Stinky Vag Syndrome is a condition in which a woman's Vagina smells horrid. When a sufferer of SVS has sex that entire room is cleared out, and left with a lingering stink that no man could handle.
"Dude don't go after her."
"Dude she doesn't have Stinky Vag Syndrome."
"It's worse, she has RV."
"Shit!"
"Dude she doesn't have Stinky Vag Syndrome."
"It's worse, she has RV."
"Shit!"
by HOLDMAHDICK August 1, 2012
Get the Stinky Vag Syndrome mug.Similar to short man syndrome. Except the bearer of this awful title doesn't have to be short, stubby, vertically challenged or petite. Although short dicked is a common trait. And obviously angry. Usually at the world for getting dealt the short hand, or in this case the Sundance hand. He walks around with his face all red, his chest puffed out, and a chip on his shoulder. With a name like Sundance who can blame him?
Who's that party pooper over there all pissed off taking all the candy from those kids? He's acing like he has Sundance man syndrome.
Whats your friend's name? Moonwalker? Sunscreen? Sunburn? Sun of a bitch? Ohhhh!!! Duh! Sundance! Who could forget that? Silly me!
Whats your friend's name? Moonwalker? Sunscreen? Sunburn? Sun of a bitch? Ohhhh!!! Duh! Sundance! Who could forget that? Silly me!
by Shoshy April 8, 2019
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Get the Sad Bitch Syndrome mug.a condition in which ones birthday (or month) is approaching so the person in question completely ignores everything in life except his or her upcoming birthday. Constantly reminding others that his or her day is approaching, planning their own parties, suggesting gifts, and changing the subject of every social conversation in to something about said birthday.
Guy: "Greg's birthday is coming up, are you going to his party?"
Girl: "How can you not? He's only reminded me every day since last month and invited me to his 3 parties he planned for himself. His narcissistic birthday syndrome is in full swing."
Girl: "How can you not? He's only reminded me every day since last month and invited me to his 3 parties he planned for himself. His narcissistic birthday syndrome is in full swing."
by quixilver09 January 11, 2017
Get the narcissistic birthday syndrome mug.when someone dresses like a 12 year old. examples of sixth grade syndrome are nike sneakers, track pants, and a t shirt.
Girls won't settle for guys who have sixth grade syndrome, we like guys who can dress themselves.
Mark looks like a twelve year old today, he must have sixth grade syndrome,
Mark looks like a twelve year old today, he must have sixth grade syndrome,
by frat boi September 27, 2017
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