rainbow read me

To speak to some one as if they where a child or stupid

Welcome to Verizon! Would you like to upgrade your iPhone today? "DONT RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA!"

by Da- April 6, 2023

chucked me off

The unfortunate problem of getting vomited on while receiving a blowjob.

“I had to leave the party, I was getting a blowie behind the couch and the chick Chucked Me Off.... dude”

by Budget Ninja August 25, 2014

Hit me with a lamp

When a woman wants a man to hit her in the face with his dick during sex

I want Shawn Mendes to hit me with a lamp

by UselessEyeLasers May 15, 2019

hit me in the face

out of the blue

I like your hit me in the face humor.

by I'm bad with phrases July 10, 2019

Lyin 2 Me

An Among Us song by CG5 that's as catchy as nits in a primary school

I can't get Lyin 2 Me out of my stupid head

by pureboredom December 11, 2020

show me the banana

When you're a little lonely and hungry so you ask your crush to show you their banana so you can assess its edibility in a quirky, almost unintelligible way, with an expressive and melismatic voice solo in the background

so hot you're hurting my feelings, can't deal... show me the banana... na na na na na...

by Residente de Laputa February 3, 2023

tit me off

To make someone laugh excesively

You really tit me off dude!

by mrsquiggles141 February 14, 2017