Shake God

refers to the ultimate mythical manifestation of the culinary realm that is unparalleled across multiple universes. This deity selectively blesses people who have a superior taste and showers them with fortune after the ingestion of heavenly articles mainly thick shakes, waffles etc. The deity has become a common parlance to the Hindu

Vedic deity of Annapurna in the recent times.

I want to have a thick chocolate ice cream brownie shake; I must go to the Shake God.

by masterbaitslave November 4, 2025

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Sex god

mustansir the mega chad

girl1:mustansir is a sex god

girl: i swear to god he is amazing

by bruhfckthis March 9, 2022

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Good Morning and God Bless

When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.

"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."

by Zexan May 23, 2018

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Gods Bukkake

To mastubate outdoors while its snowing

Me and the boys went outside together and cranked our hogs in the snow it was like Gods Bukkake

by Dmorley November 19, 2025

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Made in the image of God

No, it... Um... It doesn't say that about women. It says women are made from Adam's rib.

Dr. JeepJorp "But... Um... I... That's a... You see, the translation... Or something... You see know God PUNISHES Moses for kind of vaguely trying to 'force' the stick to be magic in the story, right? So I can broaden that into a condemnation of rape kind of, right? Cus we're made in the image of God, you see... Um... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

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