little penis land

little penis land is a faction on the famous DREAM SMP

i live in little penis land

by HalfSICKO January 11, 2021

PENIS IN MY BALLS

There is a penis between your balls

DUDE THERE IS A PENIS IN MY BALLS

by ADOLF Loved you back February 1, 2021

Tuna Can Penis

This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.

Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.

by Smellman March 5, 2009

Bummers Penis

A term used for when a males penis becomes slightly bent upwards due to excessive bumming. Almost resembling a banana.

Guy 1: Wow that's a mighty case of bummers penis you have there.

Guy 2: Yeah I bum like twice a day.

by Fury556 September 29, 2009

pishy penis

a penis that smells like urine

Oh my goodness, Allan is well fit, shame about his pishy penis!!

by talianne August 6, 2010

penie juice

the juice that comes out of a mans "elephant trunk" ;)

"What's this all over my sheets? Toothpaste?"
"Just my penie juice, don't worry."

by jjfox March 6, 2014

facial penis

Big old nasty dick hairss

I would love to suck your facial penis

by Dick hammer jack September 24, 2015