Torpedo bro

Uncircumcised niggas. Mainly because uncircumcised dick looks like a torpedo.

Person one: yo nigga me and my niggas are all torpedo bros.

My niggas: yeah boi

by Supercock42069 June 21, 2021

toh bro

when your really fucked and you have your bros around ya

or when your just really tired

wah guys i fail math sia toh bro..

by ECPcuh July 23, 2018

Masto Bro

Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.

When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.

by Wizzardfan June 17, 2024

Bro to Bro

Bro to Bro is the deepest commitment/ the deepest promise you can make, this cannot be broken. you can ask someone to say "Bro to Bro" or say something "Bro to Bro", stronger then saying "on god" or any other ones. If someone you know says something on Bro to Bro it is to be instantly accepted, without a doubt, until proven wrong. SHOULD IN NO WAY BE OVERUSED FOR DUMB THINGS

Sep: "Sven say Bro to Bro you didn't take my phone"
Sven: "Bro to Bro I dont have it"

Sep: "okay"

by boedhoebekk February 28, 2024

Bro-fliction

Find the definition of "bro" and this person is the one always seen wearing some sort of MMA t-shirts (afliction, archaic, tapout). The shirt size is usually a SMedium, one shirt size too small.

Bro-fliction is looking large and in charge today, looks like he needs a protein shake.

by BigShotCalla May 24, 2010

yo toot bro

you say it as an introduction, clarepeaxchy from instagram is the main user of this saying. she made it. enjoy using :)

person: hii
you: yo toot bro

by clarepeaxchy July 8, 2020

SMASH BROS

When two men have a threesome with a female they form a special bond and thus become SMASH BROS forever more

Kinda regret that threesome with Nikki I mean yeah she's hot AF but now Ted and I are SMASH BROS for life especially after locking eyes a couple times during FML

by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023