pintrest mom

A mother who always makes and things from scratch

1.All the pintrest moms’ daughter’s birthday cakes are homemade.

2.All her cleaning products are diy or made from scratch.

by Gum_ Guzzler666 May 4, 2018

ur mom

it mean something that is not straight

ur mom gey

by SigBmoke February 12, 2018

mom van

It Is typically a family vehicle in which only a mom would drive, out you would never refer to it as actually being yours

"bro is that 4 runner yours!?"

" No, it's my mom's, I swear"
"Bro that trd is totally a mom van"

by Urmommishott February 12, 2018

Ice Cream Mom

A mom, similar to a deadbeat dad, who doesn’t pay child support and doesn’t participate in any of the actual parenting of her kids.

His ex is such an Ice Cream Mom, that bitch only takes her kids when she can see a movie and then she makes HIM pay for it!

by Swanky85 May 6, 2018

mom group

A social media black hole where people who popped kids out of their vaginas talk shit to each other, about each other and judge hardcore followed my saying "no judging here" but really you are.
You become a whole new type of species, divided among mom religions. Crunchy mom, careless mom, hot mess mom, and i should not be a mom-mom. Everyone is looking for friends constantly but also does not want friends but still try to set up play dates that will never happen. This group holds people who are obsessed with wine and coffee addicts who hate their or each others husbands or both. They have their own language and usually at their peak usage while laying in bed when they have nothing to do or just had a fight with their husband.

Jen "Maggie was talking shit"
Hannah "How do you know it was Maggie"
Jen"Maggie is in that mom group"
Hannah: "It was def Maggie"

Who wants to join our mom group? We totally need new friends and play dates.

by newgenpag January 11, 2017

morning mom

One of those moms that wakes up all happy ready to start there day making breakfast for there kids n driving them to school

That mom right there ,she's a morning mom.

by Mia.villeee January 17, 2017

greystone mom

middle aged women who have nothing better to do than live their life through their children. their favorite pastime is talking shit about children, & then denying it! some are believed to sexually satisfy themselves by ruining kids life's. they love to pretend they workout when really their sugar daddies just pay for liposuction. and those who can't pay for it, are just a bunch of fat, even more miserable, bitches who gave up. watch out kids Greystone moms dont just talk shit, they make it up too! haha

Her mom is a typical greystone mom, always talking about random kids shit that isn't her business.

by somedrunkwhore January 20, 2017