King of Clubs

The opposite of King of Spades,
while the suit of spades, the king desires to see his wife with other man. In the suit of clubs or Clover, the king wants to laydown with as many women is possible during his lifetime.
in the suit of clubs, the Cuck is the Queen.

Most likely to be seen be himself, while his wife talks with other girls making the good well-known "Cake"

"My husband loves when i make him some cake! He says his wife is the best cook ever!" - Queen of Clubs talking about the King of Clubs

by CuckQueenOfClubs March 9, 2024

King of the GomightyBJis GomightyDJis ⚡️

The supreme benningfield junior ruler and inventor of all flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud the MuaHLONNBE of all Akfrubeils and the reLBJaTiVE reLDJaTiVE and the relbjamonic reldjamonic and the FELBJraTiVes FeLBJaTiVES and FeLBJashe's and DOUBJRULE and the universe's by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

Iam king of the gomightybjis gomightydjis ⚡️. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 6, 2023

Salad King

Consumer of Thicc female booty. Likely to be a guy named Dalton or Stephen.

That Dalton is a Salad king, he eats ass. Good for him.

by Jaggediron May 11, 2022

Ryker King

Ryker King is in fact a king... a king at sucking phat cock!

"Ryker king is acting a little fruity."

by Crippleddwarf 69 June 12, 2018

King Henry

A person who cheats on his wife and is never satisfied with the one he has.

He is being a king Henry, constantly cheating.

by RedRoses15 November 10, 2021

King soopers

A store for people who think they are better shopping here than walmart, king sooper management specializes in a variety of activities such as multiple hour long breaks registered as ‘meetings’ walking around on their cellphone and denying time off because you did not inform them when you were born. King soopers also specializes in hiring cleaning services that they pay under the table to come in and inconvenience the night crew every night

king soopers worker: “Man I love my job”

sensible civilian : “ you need psychiatric help”

by baja blast barron June 2, 2024

The king stole time

The king made up his own agenda
Stipulates the worst in his writer
Can be he
OR IS IT ME?

The king stole time once again on his thrown metaphorically or not.

by Don't you know who I am November 21, 2023