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jack the axe wielder 

jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking
person 1: wow dude who’s that

person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome

Jack Ryan 

Jack Ryan is a former GOP Senate candidate for the State of Illinois against Barack Obama. He withdrew from the race after his unsealed divorce papers with actress Jeri Ryan alleged that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons.

Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.
Sam: That politician messed up real bad being caught at a brothel.

Tom: Yeah, he pulled a Jack Ryan.
Jack Ryan by barackryan July 18, 2022

Jack Lycett 

A brilliant person who usually likes football and other sports. Many people love him - especially people called Freya.
Wow, you're such a Jack Lycett!
Jack Lycett by Tammy Abraham July 20, 2022

Jack Lycett 

A gigachad who pulls women often named Freya.
Wow, dude, you're such a Jack Lycett!
Jack Lycett by Tammy Abraham July 20, 2022

Jack Jack 

someone who uses wish app and or ebay. usually a cheap ass doesn’t spend more than 50$ for anything they own deem the name jack jack
Don’t mind Mr.Ayers, he is just being a Jack Jack like normal

Jack benseman 

Oh jack benseman, he is a cock head
Jack benseman by Alah ukba July 21, 2022