zoe: how was closing last night?
luke: it wasn’t great, just me and two green beans. we got out late
zoe: hopefully they get better soon!
luke: it wasn’t great, just me and two green beans. we got out late
zoe: hopefully they get better soon!
by zoe.jxhnsxn June 25, 2025
Get the Green Bean mug.An astroturf "movement" purportedly working for the bumper sticker "Green New Deal" but voting against things like clean water. Like original MAGA, they are not real Democrats, but paid by conservatives, often from outside the US, to divide the actual Water Protectors and other devoted environmentalists, instead teaming with FreeDumb Caucus members like MTG to protect Russian oil oligarchs.
Bernie Blue MAGA do not like being called Blue MAGA -- probably because Blue is for Democrats, and one of their other aliases confirmed that the former "Blue MAGA" are actually a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party voting union, so to help everyone understand that they are not Democrats, they can be called Green MAGA instead.
Bernie Blue MAGA do not like being called Blue MAGA -- probably because Blue is for Democrats, and one of their other aliases confirmed that the former "Blue MAGA" are actually a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party voting union, so to help everyone understand that they are not Democrats, they can be called Green MAGA instead.
"What do you mean, there's a definition accusing Green MAGA of being trolls and bot farmed? Let's send 18,000 accounts to swarm this definition and give it a Thumbs Down to prove how authentic we are!"
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Get the brat green mug.Similar to a Green Bay Butter Churner, in which Partner 1 shits into a mixing bowl, then stuffs it into partner 2's ass. The amount put in should correlate to the size of cake you want. Partner 1 then fucks Partner 2 in the ass until it becomes the consistency of a chocolate cake mix. If you don't have enough stamina to last long enough to make the mix, you may use help from others. The second step is to pour it out into a cake pan and bake it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 30-35 minutes until firm. This serves 3-5 people.
Max: Yo, Connor just baked a Green Bay Chocolate Cake for my birthday!
Kaelyn: Dang I wish I was there I'm so jealous.
Kaelyn: Dang I wish I was there I'm so jealous.
by Len-Nation July 17, 2025
Get the Green Bay Chocolate Cake mug.The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.
PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!
by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025
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by AGO Batshit Doughboy August 2, 2025
Get the Awesome Green Out mug.A green kiss is when a man kisses a girls nostrils until she sneezes into his mouth and he swallows it.
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