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Fever dick

When someone’s penis is a hotter temperature than normal due to them having a fever.
Jordan is so sick and has a fever but Brooklynn loves riding that fever dick.
by papi chulo amor January 13, 2022
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Plump-Dick

When a gentleman's phallus undergoes excessive stimulation causing the penis to become enlarged and swollen. To the degree where it appears to take on a red to purple pigmentation. Other symptoms include extreme sensitivity, additional girth, and the sensation of incumbrance in one's breeches.

Known causes: Hyper virility, vasodilators, and grooved Cerebrums
An absolute stallion of a man often described as an alpha or sigma male has been enlightened with such intelligence that he has been bestowed Plump-Dick.
by JackJ723 January 21, 2022
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Zebra Dick

Is while getting a spray tan while your dick is flaccid, once you become erect your penis is striped as a zebra.
Ever since I got Zebra Dick all of the bitches wanted my cock.
by thy nigga layne May 15, 2022
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Dick on Demand

A concept in which a person has access to so many male sexual partners that they are able to get laid whenever they please
Jose: I need some good dick but I ain’t got no man

Daisy: shit girl, I got Dick on Demand I can get you a man right now. any preferences?
by DDstyle May 24, 2022
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Warm Dick

Often refered to when a males genitalia is at the point of being erect while still flacid, in turn making it big and warm.
My friend layed his big Warm Dick on my leg during a sleepover, I'm a dude btw.
I was in math class
by xX_masterfelcher_Xx May 28, 2022
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Dick Toboggan

Girl 1: do you think that guy is circumcised?

Girl 2: no way! He for sure has a dick toboggan.
by Sydmeist3r February 3, 2022
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Mayo Dick

The Term Mayo Dick is that similar to the term Ketchup Dick as it relates to firefighters. A mayo dick on the other hand is typically a Burned out EMT, Paramedic or First Responder. A typical mayo dick is an individual who feels Fire Departments are pointless and waste taxpayer dollars to have shiny new trucks and fancy gear. Most mayo dicks feel EMS is the only public service that should be funded by municipalities. A mayo dick will typically be white and jiggly and have done the bare minimum when it comes to exercise. You can often times find a mayo dick sitting with their feet up in a lazy chair getting off to the shows Trauma, Live Fire or night watch.
I had the worst shift today. My MAYO DICK of a partner complained the entire day about Fire.
by Ilovecats99 April 7, 2022
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