Jesus cock

A 'perfect'penis free of any flaws, blemishes, or curves. Basically, it's a dick that is beauteous! It can pertain to the length, girth, color, and/or over-all appearance of it, be it flaccid or erect.

I'm so hooked on my boyfriend's jesus cock! That is totally why he is so cocky!

by Lamarvelous December 7, 2009

cock-wank

A conjunction of the words cock and wank in order to achieve a word that is a derrogatory term reffering to someone who is a complete cunt. The double word/hyphen combo give it a very lengthy presence, however the sharp c and k sounds make for a very hard hitting delivery

Barney is a complete cock-wank

by Beat-Hoven February 14, 2006

super cock

A very large penis!
Probably belonging to a blask

blask has a super cock

by Every girl at south laurel high school March 14, 2008

wifey cock

a man who sits at home and does nothing but watch rachel ray. in exchange for his wifey work around the house, he receives fellatio with swallowing.

Get in the kitchen and make me some good rachel ray dinner wifey cock.

by wifey cock October 27, 2010

cock tart

A hemaphrodite that is a hooker or slut.

Joe- Fuck off!
Mike-No you, Cock tart
everyone- hahahahahaha!!!

by Omar I. May 21, 2005

cock malone

an insult which has no actual definition. (thus if someone does not know what a cock malone is, they must be one)

person 1: tony showed us his balls at practice yesterday
person 2: what a cock malone

person 1: you are a cock malone
person 2: whats a cock malone?
person 1: if you dont know what a cock malone is than you must be one

by big throws malone October 26, 2006

cock gobbler

A tremendous jack ass, one who routinely engages in jerk offish behavior or antics despite their knowing the jerk offish nature of said behavior or antics.

One who repeatedly offends the sensibilities of decency and non-assholery.

Nah Brocephus, it's just because he's a cock gobbler.

by Reeces monkey December 16, 2010