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Secure that butter

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.
by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016
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Mud Butter

A byproduct of mud butt. Mud butter is the greasy mix of poo particles and sweat that occurs between your asscheeks when you sweat with an improperly wiped butt.

Excessive heat and humidity makes mud butter worse.

Mud butter can also be produced if someone is suffering from extensive diarrhea and doesn't proplerly wipe clean.
I've got terrible mud butter from this diarrhea.
by 01101001110 September 26, 2023
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buttering a hotdog

When a female acquires butt sweat and then the male takes his penis and rubs it in between her butt cheeks until his penis is covered in sweat, thus buttering his hotdog.
dude, did you hear last night that brad was buttering a hotdog with angelina

That's gross, I hope she didnt eat it afterwards.
by ballsbigmund October 10, 2011
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Butter Nut

When a male has anal sex with another individual until it’s gaping and then proceed to put his scrotum in the anal hole so that gives a feeling described as when an individual sucks on their balls.
“Hell yea Paulie , i fucked marleens ass loose last night and butter nut it”
“Sheiiittt how was it”
“Like normal rim job

“Fuck July”
“Yes Marleen
“ Joshie Butteenut my ass”
“Shit”
by The Shamaine November 25, 2017
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ButterRing

Quit Buttering/ButterRing me up.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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butter gabe

a man who smells like Arbys curly fries
by gabes dad April 21, 2021
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bloomer butter

Despite being very hygenic, Susie often finds bloomer butter in her panties.
by Pooh02 January 2, 2009
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