insta hoe

literally anyone who has 300+ followers on Instagram

Person 1: damn look at his account, he has 332 followers!
Person 2: damn he an insta hoe frfr

by frogscotch November 26, 2021

crab hoe

Jaden Smith : How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real. Take the letters you get : HCMBRIOEAR.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.

Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.

I miss my crab hoe. My junk hurts.

by Equipe05 February 8, 2017

New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.

"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"

by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013

Hoe

A girl named Laylani

Boy 1 : your girlfriend’s name is really Laylani?
Boy 2 : yea, why?
Boy 1 : she’s definitely a hoe

by Hoboisaniggahoboisahobo December 9, 2023

Hoe

That girl who has sex with guys for money.

Popular bitch: I need birth control
Normal person: u such a hoe
Popular bitch: at least I got stacks

by No cappp May 16, 2020

Hoe hoe head

Your a double hoe and need to sit your ass down somewhere. Your always hoeing around SIT THE FUCK DOWN HOE! if you’ve been called this .. baby girl you fucked up..

Bruh Arrelle is such a hoe hoe head... she need to sit her ass down! PERIODT

by Disdudemarkus November 5, 2019

Bendy hoe

a. Sounds like; pendejo... when a white person is trying to convey a sarcastic Trumptardery attitude to their significant other in a racist yet loving manner about the silliyness of all that divides.
b. A limber person who likes intercourse in any place at any time any way....

Hey do you think that bendy hoe came from that mexican bad word pendejo? No honey that's not the same thing.

Does your girlfriend stick to the floor when she squats? She's a bendy hoe...

by bendy hoe July 7, 2019