needer butter

a LJ; a BGFELJ

Oh, LJ is such a Needer Butter

by BBFEAS November 12, 2023

Knee-Butter

The build-up of sweat and dead skin congealed into a buttery substance. Generally found within deep fat crevices i.e. - knee or elbow area.

It's so hot out, I could slather a whole loaf of bread with my knee-butter.

I need to jump in the shower right quick before the knee-butter begins to solidify.

by Nitzy Apple Butter March 8, 2021

Get the Butter

The act of grabbing any article of food for an overweight, sexy woman.

I just got home from work, Bubba. Go get the butter.

by Ufhdbdjsjxb May 8, 2019

Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

Butter Butt

When your asshole is so lubricated from eating greasy food that you don’t even feel your farts slip out until you get hit with a toxic fart cloud.

“Sorry... I can’t control it, they just keep sliding out... I must have bad butter butt.”

by Farter2018 September 23, 2018

Butter Up

In prison, inmates lubricate their arsehole with butter before they see a visitor bringing them contraband. It ensures a comfortable insertion of said contraband.

Flanno is coming to visit me in an hour with some Meth. I better go butter up.

by Charliebynature April 9, 2022

Roasting the butter

When you stick a finger in your butt, sexual or not, and you leave it there until your finger turns a dark shade

Just got a new bath bomb so it’s a good night to be roasting the butter while Peter Gabriel plays softly in the background with candles lit and fresh aromatics.

by annmrtr February 2, 2018