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Emo

Stupid subculture centered around glorification of sadness/hopelessness with a strong emphasis on tight sweaters/hoodies, thick horn-frame black eyeglasses, mascara/eyeliner on men, among other wack and unfashionable choices. These people are not to be trusted since they're going to self-destruct when the sun goes down and they would rather slash their wrists over the lack of light than flick the fucking switch and be able to see (or in some extreme cases change the light bulb). If they're ever going to show courage and be optimistic, it's always too sentimental and will eventually invariably revert to boo-hoo woe is me woe is the world crying and dying.

Their name stems from "emotional", literally. Nothing wrong with emotions, but these people take it to the Nth degree and are generally unstable.
"Dear Diary,

We are emo, we are beautiful. Life is beautiful...but it makes me cry. Sometimes I get bored and apathetic, maybe I'll cut my wrists again to lament on my artistic struggle and search for an understanding of my endless emotions in this dark void we call life. I guess I'll go check and see if my younger sister's pants will fit me. Hopefully she won't notice, but who cares if she does? Who cares about anything? Nothing matters. I'm going to go cry some more."
by Space Wrangler August 28, 2021
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Arianna (emo)

Arianna is a small creature, normally wearing all black. This creature roams your local high school in order to convert loner children into emo children. Arianna can bite and claw a child to convert it. Arianna can be distracted/reasoned with if you have a vape-pen offering.

Note: CREATURE IS ANTISEMETIC AND WILL ATTACK JEWISH CHILDREN OF ALL SIZES
Jew A: Bro, that was close. Arianna (emo) almost turned me emo.

Jew B: That's why I don't wear my kippah to school
by t0b October 1, 2022
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Emo

In addition to definitions already proffered here, EMO requires that the emo man/woman maintains a certain vagueness along with a "who gives a damn" attitude. Cluelessness is a plus.
Joey went like all emo on me.
by Crabby Old Goat February 18, 2015
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Omega Emo Girl

An omega emo girl is a emo girl who wears fingerless gloves and when called emo gets upset and asks their mother if they are emo and if their mother says no she tries to prove it to the person who said she is emo by telling them what her mom said.
I knew she was an Omega Emo Girl
by The WAMEN respecter October 26, 2019
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Someone who is tall, wears black a lot, and is depressed
by Lward19 December 14, 2018
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Emo

by Rainbow_Lemon May 23, 2021
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emo

People identify emo as someone who is depressed and wears the color black alot.
Person 1: Omg he wearing all black he such a emo.
Person 2: I know right he definitely emo
by ilikedigbick12hja December 10, 2022
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