Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male

“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”

by Thedon123447 July 17, 2024

girls fuck stick

when a girl turns transgender and now has a dick

look at the size of that girls fuck stick

by your a pussy January 29, 2018

choppy stick

stick that unlodges the poop in your butt and helps put cum in your girls mouth

i need a choppy stick bro

by ag27482 May 15, 2018

Wick-Stick

When a man’s penis is almost completely hard, but not quite there yet.

John: Dude! Did you and your girl hookup yesterday?
Kile: Nah man, I had a wick-stick and couldn’t finish the job.

by Kk James if g d May 8, 2025

Out in the sticks

A phrase used to describe a location out in the middle of nowhere, usually far out in the country or outskirts of a city

Drake: I should've put you somewhere where no one could find you. Mansion out in the sticks with nothin' around you. Katy, Texas, Dallas, Texas, you know, a different environment.

Oh you from Missouri? You must be livin out in the sticks.

by BlindBaker January 15, 2021

Wax my stick

A slang term used by surfers meaning to put a wax product on the surface of a surfboard to give better traction for their feet.
One such product is marketed as "Mr. Zog's Sex Wax - the best for your stick".

The term has a humorous double meaning of receiving oral sex (a blow job) as ones stick (penis) waxes (grows larger) from the attention.

I need to wax my stick first, then I'll join you in the water.

by Enriched.By.U May 5, 2013