Post poop euphoria

The "high" following a bowel movement. The act of dumping stimulates the vagus nerve which sends a signal to your brain causing a euphoric glow typically lasting between 2 and 10 minutes. Can be shortened to PPE

I destroyed the toilet the morning after an amazing Indian food feast and had the most satisfying post poop euphoria.

After an amazing bowel movement I experience the best PPE, now I'm ready to tackle my day!

Post poop euphoria by BROs in paradise April 9, 2023

dog poop island

The central island within a suburban roundabout serves as a small oasis. While it's a place where local residents might take their dogs for a walk, there is unfortunately an issue with some dog owners neglecting to clean up after their pets. This might occur because the central island isn't directly adjacent to houses, leading some owners to overlook their responsibility to pick up after their dogs.

I went to dog poop island and man did it smell bad

dog poop island by FlabbyPancakeSause August 12, 2023

Evil Poop 

gabe

ahh evil poop scarryy

Evil Poop by ihategabe August 15, 2023

scoopity poop

Kanye first said it. Invented it. All credit to him. Used to reference scooping big bombs, so you don't plug your toilet. Thank you Ye!

Had to scoopity poop at your mom's house

scoopity poop by Mike the Professor September 8, 2023

THOUSAND YEAR POOP 

A Thousand Year Poop occurs when you think to yourself, "Golly, it feels like I haven't pooped in a thousand years!"

*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*

Jeffbro: Duderino Willies, I pooped so long the sky went from light to dark!

Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!

THOUSAND YEAR POOP by Guymans February 4, 2013

three-star poop 

Achieving a maximum score on a mobile game (such as Cut The Rope or Angry Birds) whilst sitting on the toilet.

#1: "You took a long time in the john? Are you okay?"
#2: "Yeah, I was just having a three-star poop."
#1: "Gross man, gross."

three-star poop by Onomatapedalo May 25, 2014

potter's wheel poop 

A Poop so much like clay you could throw a pot with it.

Just had a potter's wheel poop. Would have made a nice planter!

potter's wheel poop by Laughology September 11, 2014