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Joe Biden

A geriatric bumbling buffoon, that is worked as a puppet by those ignorant enough to call themselves liberals. A man responsible for the racial divide of the United States, homeless veterans, and children getting sex change operations.

The President with the lowest approval rating EVER.

The only president to steal an election, only to be beat out the following election, by the same person he stole from
Look at that old stumbling man, the nursing home must’ve left him wait that’s Joe Biden
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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sloppy joe

to give sommeone a blowjob but do it very sloppy.
stop giving me a sloppy joe billl
by sloppy joe your girl June 5, 2023
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Sloppy Joe

A cup of coffee wherein the creamer is replaced with semen.
Barista 1: Hey, did that lady just order a cup of coffee with nut milk?
Barista 2: She sure did, so I jizzed in it. She’s gettin a sloppy joe!
by Gen. John Allen July 26, 2023
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Hay-Joe

A wet willie with your pinky, but in the belly button
She was wearing a belly shirt, so I gave her a hay-joe
by Fashiggadell July 16, 2022
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Joe

The kid with the biggest dick on the Block. Hell fuck the shit out of your mom and dad any day of the week. He will put it so far down your brothers asshole he won’t shit for a fucking week. When girls ask why he uses condoms he says “Wrap it before you tap it”. He has a monstrosity of a penis too, it is 9.73inches soft.
I’m gonna pull a Joe and fuck the shit out of my 8 year old brother and make him not shit for a week.
by Rocco Bettinardi November 30, 2018
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Joe Effect

When a person has all the bad luck in the world and can’t ever catch a break. To have everything that happens in your life never go in your favor. Basically the worst luck in the world.
Joe: “Bro, I got a red light ticket for $250 even though I was stopped the whole time.”
Trevor: “That my friend is the Joe Effect!”
by Bababooey11 September 23, 2020
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