Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"
by Zorgithatoob November 27, 2010
upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a shit, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day
Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup
Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup
"My morning was already off to slow start then I get out of the shower and Tosh told me to go back to bed.
by jrr16 September 10, 2012
the art or cutting a mans dickhead off, preferable with a prison shank seeing how that where this saying came from
by smoke weed till ur lungz bleed July 06, 2011
You obviously have a yellow streak down your back.
by Light Joker April 25, 2006
Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.
This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.
Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.
Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
by thundersnow December 10, 2010
by Amanda M July 22, 2005
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