tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.
"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."
by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023
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ass tits

When a person is confused about whether they are seeing boob cleavage or butt crack, the safe guess is a combination of both.
by 1BadMF July 30, 2018
mugGet the ass titsmug.

jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme
Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down
by joshyboi November 16, 2013
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One (1) tit pic

A newd pic bearing a single breast complete with areola & nipple.

Any nood digital image, picture, photograh, or anime drawing with a lone specification, in this case the number of breasticles—1. That stipulation must be followed by the sender to qualify as a one (1) tit pic.

Compare to side bewb, under būb, wet t-shirt, nipping out (cut glass), double boubble (no cut), cleavage, mounds, pearl necklace, etc.
Devin Eugene MacKingman III: "Hey @snapchatscreenname, can I see your girls like totally topless?"
@snapchatscreenname: "Sorry Devin but the answer is NO. I have a boyfriend now. You'll have to sign up for my premium for that level of interaction!"
Devin Eugene Mackingman III: "Bummer babe. Ok I'll settle for a one (1) tit pic then 😭
@snapchatscreenname: "Ugh. Fine. If you'll STFU then, Devin.. "
by bowlgod December 24, 2020
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stiff tit

When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.
I was feeling horny when I was playing football so I decided to stiff tit Jess.
by FrankTheLank November 14, 2017
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tweez my tits

oh fuck! this feels so good. tweez my tits now
by jben20852@gmail.com December 3, 2016
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Get your tits up

The female equivalent of “Grow a pair”. First seen in the movie Bad Moms.
by Bdh1113 January 11, 2021
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