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Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.
Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro
by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024
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Joe

One of the fates mother fuckers in the front of the bus and loves black dick and often kisses the bus driver at night when every one is watching them kiss then Joes nips get get hard then she hows when to take of her bra then puts the strap on Joe because he has a small penis
Ben Dover: Have you heard of Joe

Mike Hunt: No?
by Benjaman Dover January 29, 2020
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe

A usually tall piska sauce who drives a big truck to hide the fact that he has a small mushroom.
That guy is such a Joe I feel sorry for his dick
by Guccisauce December 26, 2018
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe

Person 1: who’s joe?
Person 2: joe mama
by bertllll September 29, 2019
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Joe

Person 1: do you know joe?

Person 2: whoes joe

Person 1: joe MAMA!!!

Person 2: *commits die*
by E girl uwu November 1, 2021
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe mama

It is a phrase of people using it as a joke
Person 1:Joe don’t like you

Person 2:Who is Joe

Person1:Joe Mama a hahahaha!!!!!

Person 2:Pills out a glock and kills person 1
by Hi-Chew November 13, 2019
mugGet the Joe mamamug.

Joe

Joe is a 10/10 guy who always makes you want to laugh and smile. He is the sweetest person you'll ever meet but has a sensitive side. He also is a total ladies man and some might say a fuck boy. HUGE DICK.
Girl 1: "Did you see Joe tonight?"
Girl 2: "OMG YES HE LOOKS SO HOT!"
by qtcathryn October 25, 2018
mugGet the Joemug.

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