The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.
Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.
Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.
Aaron: Thanks bro
Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.
Aaron: Thanks bro
by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024
Get the Dildo Joemug. One of the fates mother fuckers in the front of the bus and loves black dick and often kisses the bus driver at night when every one is watching them kiss then Joes nips get get hard then she hows when to take of her bra then puts the strap on Joe because he has a small penis
by Benjaman Dover January 29, 2020
Get the Joemug. by Guccisauce December 26, 2018
Get the Joemug. Mama.
by E girl uwu November 1, 2021
Get the Joemug. Person 1:Joe don’t like you
Person 2:Who is Joe
Person1:Joe Mama a hahahaha!!!!!
Person 2:Pills out a glock and kills person 1
Person 2:Who is Joe
Person1:Joe Mama a hahahaha!!!!!
Person 2:Pills out a glock and kills person 1
by Hi-Chew November 13, 2019
Get the Joe mamamug. Joe is a 10/10 guy who always makes you want to laugh and smile. He is the sweetest person you'll ever meet but has a sensitive side. He also is a total ladies man and some might say a fuck boy. HUGE DICK.
by qtcathryn October 25, 2018
Get the Joemug. 