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Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
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Rodo Slap

To slap someone with such intensity , that it cause them much pain and the site of which they are slapped to feel like hot fire , or as if one has rubbed skin with hot fresh peppers I.e. habenero , jalapeño , ata rodo rodo is the Nigerian yourba word for pepper
Oya shut up before I Rodo slap you .
My friend! Come and collect rodo slap
by Olatoye November 23, 2021
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Slapping the floor

The sounds of the disgusting, unwashed, uncivilized and shoeless feet of a cretin makes in PvP games (typically FPS) when they're moving back and forth aimlessly devoid of any thought, intention or reasoning making them difficult target because they're moving unconventionally thus making their movement unpredictable on total accident.
Guy 1: guys can we plz kill TheLegend27 hes out in the open
Guy 2: hes Slapping the floor i can't hit him!
Guy 1: oh fuck i cant hit him either
by P00SEYSLAYER69 June 6, 2024
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Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.
by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024
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The bass slaps

Something you say when you don't think something is bad and personally don't like it.
"do you like game of thrones?"
"I've heard it's good, the bass slaps"
"Yeah, it's not for everyone"
by Viorel25 June 18, 2024
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