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Leaky Peepee Syndrome

Leakage from your penis after using the bathroom. Usually fixes it self after you leak in your pants, and zip your pants up.
"Dude, I just went piss and my cock is leaking! I think I have leaky peepee syndrome"
by Glencoe Learns February 8, 2021
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skibidi toilet syndrome

A disorder often gotten from an addiction to "skibidi toilet" on yt shorts or tiktok, usually affects kids from 3 - 11 years old, this disorder affects kids by watching way too much skibidi toilet and singing the song from the series. People with skibidi toilet syndrome have a harder time making friends and going outside due to their addiction to skibidi toilet, kids with this disorder also become very cringe.
"billy: hey dude my lil brother has been watching this dumbass toilet thingy what does that mean."
"billy's lil brother: *drools* skib i bop dop bpo yaes yes"
"Doctor: Im sorry but your little brother has skibidi toilet syndrome."
by SimplyCashier September 13, 2023
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Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.
No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.
by goduke123 January 23, 2009
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Friendzone Asshole Syndrome

A very serious condition that can alter the mood of someone who is single and a virgin, typically causing them to ditch their friend group for a girl that does not want them. Someone diagnosed with this syndrome is typically an asshole to their friend group of guys, because there's a lot of misplaced anger.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

—ignoring friends
—creating awkward silences
getting pissed over minuscule problems
—not wanting to be around anyone else, except the girl they like
—the girl they like is NOT interested in them, therefore they feel bad. See friendzone.
—this becomes a cycle where the diagnosed take out their emotions on their friend group even though the friend group is totally innocent
—clearly violating the concept of Bros before hoes

There has been no developed cure, however symptoms seem to be alleviated when the guy and the girl become distant, since the relationship becomes nothing and the guy comes to terms with it.
Stay away from Landon, boys. He's developing some serious symptoms of Friendzone Asshole Syndrome.
by HowDoYouDoFellowKids September 27, 2017
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Persistent Forsyth Syndrome

A rare medical condition, first posited by Nelson on the BBC TV puppet comedy Mongrels, which causes patients given twenty four hour care to live for years and years and years, despite having multiple diseases, ailments and genetic disorders that would otherwise fatal.
"Still, not being horrible or nothing but he probably won't last that long."

"That's the truly wonderful thing actually. He's got a condition called "Persistent Forsyth Syndrome". Given twenty-four hour care, he'll live for years and years and years. And years. And years. And years. Which is obviously *yawn* really great news."
by alexturgid May 20, 2012
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Vertical Bitch Syndrome

VBS (Vertical Bitch Syndrome) is where your companion is a total bitch when they are standing and/or sitting upright.
When me and my girl are laying in the bed (horizontal) she is the sweetest thang ever, but as soon as we get out of the bed she turns into a royal bitch,.i.e Vertical Bitch Syndrome.
by KurtisMalone March 27, 2017
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Elon Derangement Syndrome

A mental disorder characterized by disparaging anything Elon Musk does. Sufferers experience rapid onset of EDS (Elon Derangement Syndrome) when they learn Elon Musk does not have a radical left-wing intersectional queer critical race theory based world view.
He hates SpaceX ever since Elon Musk began defending free-speech, he has rapid-onset Elon Derangement Syndrome
by Richard D Cranium May 18, 2023
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