poop shootin boogie

When you make a fast break to the bathroom but you are afraid to take full steps so you just kind of hurry-shuffle your way there hoping for the best... Were talking like so bad you dont even know if your going to make it and you ll plow anything that stands in your way faster then your mom on a friday night.

"That guy waddled by me so fast he almost knocked me down!"
"He must be doin the poop shootin boogie to the bathroom."

by TheVillain420 February 18, 2021

Poop Swarmers

A rarely used common phrase used by popular niche celebrities. This group of individuals loves to hate the poop. Specifically, generally they prefer the unwanted feces of L'Hopital.

"You girls are sucking my penis like a bunch of Poop Swarmers." -Ron Jeremy
"It's a me, L'Hopital!" -Poop Swarmers (in a Mario voice, from hit movie Super Mario Bros. (1993), directed by Rocky Morton and Anabel Jankel, starring the Goombas!) {with poop in their mouths}

by anonymous May 2, 2021

poop

the feces coming from ones anus

this poop salad is rich

by bungole bob January 26, 2022

Phantom Poop

when after anal sex, one feels the sensation of having to poop when they do not have to poop.

do you really have to poop, or is it just phantom poop.

by sirshitsalot96 February 27, 2021

Poop

brown stuff that odell beckham jr uses as a coping mechanism for his injury

i am gonna poop on you if u dont shut up

by Phart Nugget December 30, 2020

Poop Guest

When you go over to someones house just to poop, and then leave. This person thinks you are coming over for a nice visit. Instead you leave them with a smelly bathroom.

Dude came over to my house as a Poop Guest. Needless to say he is no longer invited over.

by arthurvandelay November 28, 2016

And I poop

when your friend says something so shocking, you feel the need to shit yourself.

Guy: I got your friend pregnant and i’m leaving the country but I’m in love with you. come with me?

You: AND I POOP?!

by mamimunch69 September 4, 2023