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Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.
They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!
by Angggellla June 3, 2017
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SLAP

guy: hey wanna go to walmart later?

guy 2: yea SLAP
by ay20o0 January 31, 2021
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Triple Slap

The act of slapping a person with one hand, then cock-slapping them immediately after and making their face return to the still outstretched first slapping hand.
“So this guy (HR) kept running his mouth at me about how I have to stop threatening my co-workers with cock smackings . I lost it and jumped onto his desk and gave him the ol’ Triple Slap and yelled ‘Bada Bing ya Goomba, it’s not a threat if ya do it!’’
by Vasquevos February 9, 2024
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Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
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Slap dick

To tell someone to fuck off or to indicate they being an annoying bitch
Lucas: Man you a slow ass runner
Max: you a bitch, slap dick
by Real nigga roll call May 27, 2021
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Slap

A piece of killer music.
Either something that goes hard or a killer in a literal fashion, a diss that could end someones career.
Yoo u saw that new disstrack that was a lethal slap, ended his career and took his soul.
by DaffyDuckler December 20, 2018
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slap ass day

15. desember
You get to slap anyone’s ass for a whole day
National slap ass day is where you Walk up to a girlfriend or boyfriend or someone and slap there bum
by ShrekFan420 December 14, 2020
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