New England Clam Chowder

A meal that was bestowed unto man by the gods. The best thing to come in a can (after chees-whiz, of course). Yummy little bits of clam suspended among hunks of potatoes by delicious gravy. It's good right out of the can.

Gary: Hey I'm going to the grocery store. You want me to get you anything while I'm there?

Phil: Yeah, get me a couple of cans of New England Clam Chowder.

by Fat & Furious January 9, 2014

Hu is the new leader of China

A hilarious fake argument between George Bush and Condoleezza Rice. Rice begins explaining that Hu Jintao is the new leader of China, but Bush (obviously) interperets her as saying, "Who is the new leader of China?". *Note it IS fake just in case there's any idiots out there who think it's real.

Rice: Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.

Bush: Well that's what i wanna know. Who is the new leader of China? (Hu)

Rice: Yes.

by Suk Munky August 15, 2009

New Zealand Lava Lamp

The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.

Dude, I totally gave this one nigger a New Zealand Lava Lamp and I survived.

by The Fookin Champ August 6, 2010

New Jersey Turnpike

When a girl poops & sneezes with her eyes open while holding her breath.

Cheetah Candy be famous, yo. She can do a bangin' New Jersey Turnpike.

by Call Me Johnson August 13, 2016

Old Man New Balance

Any 990 and up variation of New Balance running shoes, esp. the 992 or 993 models.

Man that dude was rockin' some Old Man New Balance shoes.

by AstuteLegalScholar August 30, 2014

New Prairie High School

A highschool in northern Indiana that is just getting remodeled, the school is filled with rude bitches and hoes. It is in the country so there is a lot of hillbillies and sluts. This is one of the most fakest highschools known. Only go there if you want to get into drama and deal with ugly fake ass bitches.

“New Prairie High School is boring and horrible I hate it”

by goldendoodledoo February 9, 2019

New England Rotary Club

When a group of Boston dudes get together in a circle wearing Tom Brady masks and jerk each other off.

Hey bro! I'll see ya at the fahckin New England Rotary Club tonight, I wanna sit next to you!

by BeautifulLoser March 10, 2017