oh my lans

Old school Southern in origin, short for "oh my Atlantic Ocean." Expression of surprise, awe.

Oh my lans, she's huge!

by Robert Stone February 3, 2007

gobble my knob

the act of sucking penis

oral gratification

hey there, sexy girl. why don't you slide yo fine ass over here and gobble my knob?

by cereal killa February 11, 2006

Secretary on my balls

The mime action of typing, but with palms turned up, as though the fondling of one's balls was being performed by a secretary. Popularized by alternate lyrics in Kanye West's hit song "Stronger."

Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...

by Moosecock82 March 11, 2011

beats my meat

a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation

danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat

by white firecracker April 20, 2017

Shit on my dick

To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.

Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!

Chris: Well shit on my dick!

by Quadzy December 14, 2014

snap at my gibblets

insult directing someone to snap at your flying man chowder

Bitch, shut up and snap at my gibblets!

by Cottagecheeseguy November 5, 2006

MY FAT IS ASS

built so different he will shatter your eardrums at the sound of his asscheeks clapping

Guy 1: dang bruh whats that noise
Guy 2: oh shit
Guy 1: whats wrong
Guy 2: MY FAT IS ASS is cuming to town and hes gonna bang ur mom

by Shtegosaurus January 7, 2021