Shitting Rainbows

When a person is in a state of such ecstasy that if they were to defecate, the substance would contain nothing more than a magical beautiful rainbow.

"Hey. I heard Jake got laid last night"
"Yeah...you should have seen him this morning...looked like he was shitting rainbows."

"OMG!! When Daniel asked me out...I swear I was shitting rainbows..."

by NeshaMP January 14, 2009

shit hot

excellent, perfect in every way, stylish

"that new ipod nano is shit hot"

by Rkty January 26, 2008

shit ass

Someone who thinks that they are cooler than they really are.

Aaron is being shit ass because all he ever talks about is himself.

by bucket122 February 13, 2009

Shit Hammer

Let's face it ... Sometimes a plunger simply will not do the job. That's when you call on the Shit Hammer.

Damn, Junior. You need to eat some roughage. I've been plunging this toilet for an hour. Now, I'm gonnna have to go rent a shit hammer!!

by Larry Sanders August 26, 2006

shit lasagna

Effect of piling several layers of shit on a bathtub or bucket, separated by pieces of newspaper.

This is a common practice for the people in the ghetto.

My friend got dizzy after smelling the shit lasagna his howdies had in the bathroom.

by William Ch August 14, 2006

Shit a Dick

To have a bowel movement that is either the size or shape of a penis.

I shit a dick yesterday, and I feel fairly violated.

by Mortumz February 16, 2009

shit lips

1.) someone who talks out of their ass and always thinks they are right.

2.) a person with self-esteem so low that they have to talk shit on everyone else so they can feel better about themselves.

3.) my housemate

1. (friend 1) - man, do you smell that?

(friend 2) - (sniff sniff) yeah, smells like shit lips

2. (guy 1) - dude, mikey is such a bastard. why does he always smack talk me when i'm around?

(guy 2) - he can't help it man, he's got shit lips. it's his nature to be an asshole.

(guy 1) - i thought i smelled ass cheese.

by kiss me arse August 6, 2008