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Joe

Who’s joe?’ ‘Joe mama!’
by Juju mama May 8, 2020
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Joe is a class clown who probably went through a phase in second grade where they picked their nose and ate it. Most Joes are complete idiots, why would I say this, I say this because they go by the name Joe.

For example I know a Joe, he pretends that we made out one time while that is comepletely false, I'm gay, and even if I wasn't I wouldn't kiss such a stereotypical banana peel.
Person 1 (new at school) "Joe's hot"
Person 2 " Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Person 1 "Lol just kidding" (they weren't and now you made them feel self conscious about liking such a dickweed)
by -not a banana peel May 10, 2020
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Im joe and im so cool and i like poop
by Medicritic May 12, 2020
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"Joe is at the store"
"ok"
by EronDaGangster May 21, 2020
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Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.
I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.
by keeper of the real May 26, 2020
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joe

To not show up for a scheduled event. To bail on plans, not respond to texts, and rarely leave your own home.
Think he’ll show up this weekend, or is he gonna joe?
by ModernDayWebster69 July 14, 2020
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What up joe what chu on ?
Shyd coolin...
by Anonyee July 16, 2020
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