The green and grey

Refers to the Celtic fans who wear their Celtic tops every single day, no matter the occasion — weddings, funerals, court dates, christenings, job interviews. Over time, the green stays bold, but the white stripes turn grey through sweat, smoke, chip fat, Buckfast, and years of unrepentant wearing.

That family at Glasgow airport is The green and grey.

by Tim Skelper June 01, 2025

green police

the green police are the police you order to come and arrest people for dumb actions.

some student- "i know the answer."
teacher- "ok whats 2 x 3?"
student- "5?"
somebody yells out GREEN POLICE

"i found a quarter worth 10 cents"
green police

by Wally Kumar April 29, 2008

Ur green bryce

Bryce is a little girl who sits and pees

Bryce walking down the hall and you say ur green Bryce , then he cry’s

by Brycerhehe April 04, 2023

Batman Glowing Green

The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.

Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."

by Dr. Mangoman April 30, 2025

green-cheese

Bizarre, off the planet, might have come from the moon.

Rejecting all the evidence, Tim stuck doggedly to his green-cheese conviction that the indigenous population had arrived only 700 years ago.

by Claude Ball November 18, 2017

green turtle lodge

Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.

Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.

by Chilly mornings December 12, 2015

Green Spokane

A night of weed, porn and handjobs between straight friends just for boredom without homosexual feelings.

Get high together and having no gay sex between men

"I'm bored. Do you want a Green Spokane?"
"No way, man."
"Nohomo"
"Ok then, but no kisses this time"

by raphaelwantsplay September 06, 2022