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fart hole phantom

A gentleman who enjoys stuffing his genitalia into the rectum of another man while keeping his identity a secret. This style of homosexual may also employ the tactic of rendering his victim unconcious prior to the sexual act.
I think my roommate may be a fart hole phantom because my asshole is sore and I have a lump on the back of my head.
by Jaaweave November 13, 2006
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turkey dinner fart

The distinct smell of turkey dinner when one farts, usually following thanksgiving dinner. Some say it is the one time of year that farts smell good.
Chris, your turkey dinner fart smells delectable.
by Bologna November 26, 2005
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Pineapple Fart Cup

You fart in a cup that used to contain pineapples and convince your friend that he shouldn't waste the juice and have him drink it.
Chris: *farts in cup and seals it with lid*
Tanner: Dan, don't waste your pineapple juice, drink it
Dan: Alright. *opens lid, drinks juice* UGH! it tastes like crap!
Chris: That's my special Pineapple Fart Cup
by WhiteTieWarrior October 4, 2010
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fart on my boner

An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.
That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
by stupidass January 16, 2006
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Brazillian Fart Porn

The ancient art of putting a dick so far up a womans ass that it pokes her fart bubbles and releases them!
Don't go too far up baby, or we'll have ourselves a bit of Brazillian Fart Porn!
by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009
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White Cake Farts

The act of consuming so much white cake that it causes you to have a sudden spell of unrelenting gas.

Whenever the gas expells, it fills the air with the sweet aroma of a sweets bakery that was attacked by diarrhea infected pigeons, Bill Cosby, the salty tears of orphaned children, and bees. Not to mention lots of white cake.

An unfortunate result of white cake farts is the frosting that dribbles out of ones anus. If you are going to eat a lot of white cake, please be smart and have a change of underwear at hand.
Becky refused to have white cake at her fifth wedding. She didn't want a repeat of the last four times...the guests ate so much of it that they were having some really rank white cake farts.
by Jayisasillybiznasty May 28, 2014
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Wheep-plop fart

A small build up of air escaping from ones anus underwater, especially in the bath or a swimming pool
When i swam 20 lenghts i wheep-plop farted 5 times
by Coopie June 26, 2005
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