Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.
The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.
After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.
John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.
John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
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I think my roommate may be a fart hole phantom because my asshole is sore and I have a lump on the back of my head.
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Chris: *farts in cup and seals it with lid*
Tanner: Dan, don't waste your pineapple juice, drink it
Dan: Alright. *opens lid, drinks juice* UGH! it tastes like crap!
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Tanner: Dan, don't waste your pineapple juice, drink it
Dan: Alright. *opens lid, drinks juice* UGH! it tastes like crap!
Chris: That's my special Pineapple Fart Cup
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I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
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Whenever the gas expells, it fills the air with the sweet aroma of a sweets bakery that was attacked by diarrhea infected pigeons, Bill Cosby, the salty tears of orphaned children, and bees. Not to mention lots of white cake.
An unfortunate result of white cake farts is the frosting that dribbles out of ones anus. If you are going to eat a lot of white cake, please be smart and have a change of underwear at hand.
Whenever the gas expells, it fills the air with the sweet aroma of a sweets bakery that was attacked by diarrhea infected pigeons, Bill Cosby, the salty tears of orphaned children, and bees. Not to mention lots of white cake.
An unfortunate result of white cake farts is the frosting that dribbles out of ones anus. If you are going to eat a lot of white cake, please be smart and have a change of underwear at hand.
Becky refused to have white cake at her fifth wedding. She didn't want a repeat of the last four times...the guests ate so much of it that they were having some really rank white cake farts.
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