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Dick Kryptonite

To be in the vicinity or of sight of something that makes dick become powerless and limp. Superman loses all his powers near Kryptonite. His body and strength goes limp around it. Like superman, a dick in proximity or sight of dick kryptonite becomes powerless and weak.
Those girls have loads of dick kryptonite around their bellies, thighs and ass.
by A1bimmer May 11, 2023
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Dick tating

When someone wants to be a control trip asshole and is a dick... or cunt and does things to manipulatively control everything you do ... usually done by using therapeutic verbiage and ways as if you are in a rehab setting
I was trying to live my own life and this bitch was Dick tating to me how to live my life.
by Bettiex page October 17, 2019
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preacher-dick

The penis of high ranked spiritual leader. Know to be of the highest class of penis.
Ive had a bed dry spell, I need to get some of that good preacher-dick.

*BURP* that was some good preacher -dick.
by Redlogger October 24, 2019
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Chigga dick

The Chigga dick is a condition where the male genitalia becomes drastically reduced in size inadvertently by the consumption of Chigga. The Chigga dick can no longer be operated and remains in its flaccid state, it has been known that the rain coat actually conceals the member in its entirety for upto 10 hours,
Oh my god Becky wants me to drill her tonight but I’ve got the Chigga dick; I’m gonna have to go home
by Pleasure cannon October 25, 2019
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Dick Twist

Mostly used to cheer someone on in a fight. For example in an MMA Fight. Is also commonly used as an inside joke.
"Grab his dick and twist it, you twist that dick! Twist his dick! Good O'l Dick Twist!" - A guy in the crowd cheering for a fighter at an MMA fight.
by Accailyn November 2, 2021
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Making dick

Doing a blowjob
Mark: Have you heard? Jessica was making dick at the party yesterday.
Jake: I knew I heard something!
by Marker132 August 27, 2021
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Wank Dick

Wank Dick;
Figure of speech
Wanker
When your merging into one lane to merge on the highway and the car behind you tries to overtake with 5 m to spare.

They are a Wank Dick.
by Driving January 1, 2022
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