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Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.
by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024
mugGet the Pitch Slapmug.

couch slap

when some person slaps another persons couch.
Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.
by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007
mugGet the couch slapmug.

SLAP

guy: hey wanna go to walmart later?

guy 2: yea SLAP
by ay20o0 January 31, 2021
mugGet the SLAPmug.

Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.
me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
by Nina Simone November 21, 2021
mugGet the Slap You're Friends Daymug.

slap-faced disease

a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches
the corner girl had slap-faced disease
by panagos December 17, 2010
mugGet the slap-faced diseasemug.

Slapping the Gremlin

Slapping the Gremlin (v). During a MMF threesome, when one M reaches out and slaps the other M, thus establishing dominance. The M slapped becomes the gremlin.
Yo man, I heard last night when Chris and Larry were spitroasting Adriana, Larry decided it was a good time for Slapping the Gremlin with Chris.
by homebrewneuralyzer October 2, 2020
mugGet the Slapping the Gremlinmug.

slap ass month

by fhcfhvxf April 15, 2019
mugGet the slap ass monthmug.

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