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Zena

Absolute retard with no friends, a receding hairline, flat like spaghetti, attention span of a tortoise, and everyone hates her! Especially her family and classmates. Shes also EXTREMELY f**king ugly and short that she wouldn't be able to see the windshield of a car if she ever decided to get a drivers license. Her dad tends to be a crackhead who struggles doing the most basic things in life and her ugliness can cause major vision problems if a person were to glance at such a creature. Sort of like an ugly version of Medusa.
EWWWWWWWWWW! IS THAT A ZENA???? EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!!
by ur friendly neighborhood Zayd September 25, 2019
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aunt zelda

aunt zelda is a decrepit old lady who wanders the halls in attitash al the way up in main, people have seen her stand outside of a bathroom for days just waiting for it to be dirty so as she can clean it
"oh my god its AUNT ZELDA run away in FEAR!"
by samuel dionne April 2, 2003
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Zelda 64

A horrible attempt to redefine Zelda's legacy on a system which only survived from its release of Golden-eye, was surpassed by its 16-bit predecessor, "A Link to the Past".
That game was so bad, its Zelda 64
by Zei May 6, 2005
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ZeldaPoint

Zeldapoint is a free forum for people who go to complain about things that have nothing to do with Zelda. The Admin, Adam is one of the few remaining and endangered EmoJocks. ZeldaPoint can be used as a descriptive word showing how pointless and annoying something is.
God, you're zeldapoint worthless!
by StalkerZelda October 21, 2010
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zelda and link

(Adj.) Used to describe two very closely connected things, things that can never be separated by distance, time, emotions, hurricanes, tornadoes, Darth Vader, or big farts. A zelda and link relationship is one that will hold strong and true forever.

"OMG look at this video that Petey made me!"
"Awwww that is SO zelda and link of him!"
"OMG look at this video that Petey made me!"
"Awwww that is SO zelda and link of him!"
by lionelmessi4lyfe September 21, 2014
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Zelena

Zelena is my OTP!
by ZelenaShipper September 28, 2015
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zelda leo

Lovvvvvvveeee
by Geodude22 December 14, 2016
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