weekday widow

A wife that does not have interaction with her husband during the week due to pressing obligations at work and irresponsible bullshit on the personal side

Wife: I never see you anymore during the week because you are never home or paseed out in the bedroom

Husband: My boss is breaking my balls at work and that Damned Bowling league! We'll catch up this weekend. For now you are going to have to be a weekday widow

by Rocky Feather Toes January 11, 2017

Sugar Widow

A sugar widow is a woman who was once a sugar baby, but has decided to leave the sugar bowl for "normal" relationships. Once she starts dating men her own age who are not financially well off, she ruins the relationships, citing "he's too cheap/doesn't give me an allowance" without realizing other women her age are able to have relationships and even marry just fine.

Once Mary turned 30 and realized her maternal clock is ticking down, she started looking for a husband as she wanted to start a family before it was too late. She realized she was a Sugar Widow since her standards were so high, only 0.1% of the men her age would qualify by their wealth, and competition for these select few men were very high.

by bluelunarmonkey November 27, 2020

ass-face to the wind

A state of total fluster and/or confusion.

I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!

by joshula December 9, 2008

Windows ME

crappiest windows OS ever created. even win98 was better. it wasnt ready when micro$hit released it. also it uses the crappyass fat32 file system rather than the sexy NTFS that NT/2K/XP use.

"damn i wish i had win2k or winxp... im stuck with this crappy winme... its so crashy im goin nuts!"

by amd>intel December 26, 2003

Windows 10

The act of asking someone to do someone to do something over and over, until they agree. Microsoft has been known to 'Windows 10' its customers.

Bob: Will you go out with me, please?
Robetta: For the 100th time, no. Don't Windows 10 me.

by sorionette May 25, 2016

Backshot Wind

Backshot wind, (or Backshot Air) is the unique smell which wafts into your face when having sex from behind, usually encountered with thicc girls and BBWs.

"Man I was having a great time clapping those cheeks, til I got a whiff of that backshot wind"

by RadLadRVA August 3, 2022

Windows XP

A seriously stable operating system. The only reason it would crash, is if you dont know how to properly install new hardware, you built a computer yourself, but you mixed incompatible parts, or you have shitloads viruses and spyware, or because you were a jackass and messed with a program in a way it shouldnt be messed with.
Thankfully, you can turn off error reporting.

The average user: I have windows XP. Yes. Good.

Mac user: cool.

Linux user: Yeah..i'm hungry.

Linux fanboy: Wtf!! y would use dat piece of sh1t! j00 are a st00p1d N00b. It crfrashedc in like...2 minutes.

by hanes July 4, 2005