double wedge 

the double wedge was discovered inside a local massachusetts cvs. basically it happens to abnormally obese people who walk like pimps. it can only happen if they are wearing shorts. the shorts, which turn into booty shorts, ride very high into the crotch region...and also ride so far up the butt you can no longer see the seam of the mentioned botty shorts/hotpants. the shorts basically give a frontal and rear wedge. frightening.

"that man is really fat and his booty shorts are giving him a really bad double wedge"

double wedge by Robin Mitchell July 24, 2006

widget factory 

(noun) An often derogatory term associated with a workplace philosophy where raw productivity is considered paramount.

In a "Widget Factory" workplace, metrics are everything and ideas are nothing. A "great employee" would be someone who produces the most widgets per hour. This mindset is closely tied to Taylorism; a production-oriented work philosophy from the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

Dave, your workplace isn't a widget factory--if you don't know how to charm your boss and get noticed, working your tail end off won't get you ahead.

widget factory by TexasBard June 28, 2017

skinny widget

A person who needs to go on a fat diet so they can have some meat on their bones, and not look like a world vision ad

I need to go on a fat diet so I can stop being such a skinny widget.

Why does everybody think Cameron Diaz is so hot? She looks like a skinny widget to me.

skinny widget by Emma November 11, 2003

wadget 

a small sack of something. usually weed.

hey holmes, you got anything to smoke on.

yeah, i got this little wadget here.

well fire that shit up.

word son. you got a light?

wadget by 427er December 14, 2006

The Wedge

A hairstyle, similar in nature to the mohican but created by pushing together existing hair into the middle and spiking it up to create an altogether original and extreme look. It takes a particularly extreme individual too pull off 'the wedge' flawlessly!

The wedge is alex's hairstyle of choice.

The Wedge by 4n0nym0u5 January 31, 2007

vaginal wedge 

A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt.

When Sally got moody the other day, Ted had to break out the vaginal wedge to get things going.

vaginal wedge by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Allison Widen 

Sexiest most bad ass bitch ever.

Yo did you just see Allison Widen?" "yea, she's the sexiest most bad ass bitch ever." "word.

Allison Widen by Potatoes21312 June 18, 2011