Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."
Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.
Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."
Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.
by Bructus August 13, 2010
Get the Snatched defeat from the jaws of victorymug. When you absolutely, definitely, surely have to be the disappointment of your entire team, and manage to potato your way from certain victory.
“Did you see that 1 v 6 matchup? It was intense!”
“Yeah, but somehow that one guy managed to weasel his way to a win because snatching defeat from the jaws of victory seems to be the other team’s specialty.
“Yeah, but somehow that one guy managed to weasel his way to a win because snatching defeat from the jaws of victory seems to be the other team’s specialty.
by Icelandic_Fart_Police December 3, 2019
Get the Snatching defeat from the jaws of victorymug. this is whenever someone finished beating their meat they say to their homies i got an epic fortnite victory royale
by joemamacouldn'tgetoffthecouch September 30, 2020
Get the epic fortnite victory royalemug. Yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out tomato town
My friends just go down
I’ve revived him now we’re heading south bound
Now we’re in the pleasant park streets
Look at the map go to the mark sheets
Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
I would really love to, chug with you
We can be pro fortnite gamers
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out tomato town
My friends just go down
I’ve revived him now we’re heading south bound
Now we’re in the pleasant park streets
Look at the map go to the mark sheets
Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
I would really love to, chug with you
We can be pro fortnite gamers
by Chug jug kid March 23, 2021
Get the we gotta number 1 victory royalemug. A male oriented phrase describing a heterosexual male performing cunnilingus, or other sexual acts, on a lesbian. Snatch being slang for vagina. It comes from the popular phrase "Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat." which is to succeed under unlikely circumstances.
Mike really was jawing victory from the snatch of defeat when he fucked that lesbian the other night. Who saw that coming?
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell September 16, 2014
Get the Jawing Victory from the Snatch of Defeatmug. by epicgamer21 November 16, 2018
Get the nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLemug. An advanced form of the mega stranger. In the case of the ultra-rare Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger, the guy gains approval for a tug job using his recently-numbed hand from the very first girl he approaches, while also successfully reciting the Time Limit Clause.
~ for a detailed example of a "supreme victory perfect mega stranger", see example provided in mega stranger entry~
by cassuduh March 2, 2009
Get the supreme victory perfect mega strangermug.